I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
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