What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
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His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
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well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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