What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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