come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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