there were more penises there than on chat roulette
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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