just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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