I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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