She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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