Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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