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We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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