"it" just moved
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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