got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize