THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
