honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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