...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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