I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
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Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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