He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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