Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
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I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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