Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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