Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
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