One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
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my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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