I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
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I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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