lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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