The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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