I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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