I wanna bring you to show and tell
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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