even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
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If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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