getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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