this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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