Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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