I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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