that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
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YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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