Banned from zoo.
Again?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Randomize
