I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
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He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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