i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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