Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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