So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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