so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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