She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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