Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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