He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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