DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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