i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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