so let's talk penis.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
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If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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