Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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