Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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