we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
