Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
