he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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