At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
it's great music for shaving your balls
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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