careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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