So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
Randomize
