Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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