I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
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I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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