highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
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