he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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