Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
As shirtless as possible
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
we should paint friendship bongs
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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