Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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